Ethical Biscuits: a Recipe

  1. Buy some bisquick and milk.
  2. Follow the directions on the box.
  3. While they bake, meditate on the consumer culture you have bought into by purchasing pre-made food powder (that can also be used to make waffles!).
  4. Enjoy.
  5. Reflect on the choices in your life you made that lead you to this point? Where did you go wrong?
  6. Shed a single tear.
  7. Ponder the Trolley Problem.
  8. Realize that you have now consumed all of the biscuits.
  9. Return to step one (note that you can choose to make waffles instead of biscuits if it is now morning).